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david farrier's short attention span: I TALK TO RUSSELL CROWE ABOUT BEING ENDLESSLY WONDERFUL ON TWITTER: “It’s a pastime, it’s not a lifestyle!”

davidfarrier:

Russell Crowe is an Oscar-winning actor… who, in my experience, happens to be one of the best tweeters in existence:

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Part surreal stream-of-consciousness, part utter-madness: Russell Crowe is utterly engaging when it comes to the 140 character medium of twitter.

“I love Maps!” he tweets boldly, followed by his latest workout regime: “

I <3 Russell Crowe …

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rustycrowe:

In which Charlie and Tennyson are little trolls just like their father.

*dies* at least they come by it honestly …

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Rusty’s tweets are worth following. That man is hilarious.

(Source: sandandglass)

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thenita:

littleblueartist:

and this is why i love them

Yeah.  Got it in one.

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believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake

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This just in …

Russell Crowe is HOT like the heat of a thousand suns.

(But then, I have had this opinion since 1996. He’s just never done anything to change it …)

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avengershellyeah: Text from domina-domina-omnimalum Zoom

avengershellyeah:

Text from domina-domina-omnimalum

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maylyssa:

Well, she did warn him..

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(Source: shawarmanatural)

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A Perpetual Journey: Life Lessons Learned from North and South

withwonderfulexpression:

Sometimes a simple handshake can be as thrilling as an embrace.

Never spend the afternoon ironing when you are expecting visitors the same evening.

Speculating is only successful if you’re not a nice person.

Stew is a much underrated dish.

You can bring…

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